One of the nice things about being a human in the developed world is that we have something called ‘choice’. While others less fortunate than us have to stick with what they get, we can pick our goods from a plethora of options. Everything we need is catered for by a huge number of companies and brands, and it’s up to us to choose what we want based on budget, requirements, or even colour.
Wait a minute. What’s that? You’ve got an iPhone? An actual iPhone? Are you serious?! What is wrong with you?
Yep, that’s right. We have choice, but when it comes to smartphones, those oh-so-essential pocket computers that we can’t live without, your choice can start the biggest (and most pitifully hilarious) online arguments.
The best time to witness such ‘mine is bigger than yours’ pettiness is right around the launch of a new Apple product. I guess because Apple has firmly established itself as the giant of the industry, anyone who doesn’t like it feels the need to pick holes in it. It’s standard ‘I can’t have it, so I must hate it’ psychology. In other words, it’s a bit pathetic. And by a bit, I mean very.
Head to any techy website when a new iPhone is released and you’ll find hundreds of comments declaring this latest gadget to be sh*t and endless reasons why Android is, like, so totally better. Reasons that don’t even matter. Is it a phone? Yes. Does it do all the things I need it to? Yes. That’s all I need to know.
The further you scroll through the comments, the more juvenile it gets. You’ll find highlights such as ‘Apple is so behind, only just making the screen bigger when Samsung has been doing it for ages!’ Is that important? Personally, I couldn’t give a toss about a bigger screen. I’ve got a tablet for that. ‘It’s just the same as the last iPhone!’ Hmm, no. I think you might be confused by the fact that Apple has developed its brand largely on the iconic design of the iPhone, but I’ll forgive you for that. ‘Tim Cook is gay!’ He beat you to that, I’m afraid.
I can’t help but feel slightly sorry for these passive-aggressive keyboard warriors. If you don’t like something then that’s fine. After all, it’s your freedom to choose and you’re entitled to your own opinions. But be grown up about it and accept that other people may choose differently from you. There are far more important things to be worried about.